Feb 24, 2012 5:45pm
I was very surprised to see Keith sitting in my expecting room. Based on my records, I had him scheduled later this week for a sports massage. The college is cutting cost and having the doctors here in the clinic give sports massages to the schlongs on campus in advance of there big game. When I saw Keith in my exam room, I thought this guy thought that his sports massage was today. I was wrong. He was there coz this guy had an upset belly and he hadn't moved his bowels in several days.